In the middle of the night..a burglar entered a house..
With his little flashlight he started to look for loot.
In the dark a voice said: " Jezus knows that you are here"..
The burglar turned of his flashlight, scared as hell..and stood still.
After a few minutes of silence he continued his "job".
But right after he started to grab a cd player..
the voice said: "Jezus is coming to you".
Completely paniced, he looked around with his flashlight, to see were the voice came from.
In the corner he saw a cage with a little parrot.
Was that you, talking to me, the burglar asked.
Yes, said the parrot, i wanted to warn you that Jezus is looking at you.
And who the hell are you? said the burglar?
"mozes": answered the parrot.
"Mozes ?", smiled the man, who names his parrot Mozes?
The same man that named his Rottweiler "Jezus" answered the bird.
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btw Moni and me bought a female Rottweiler puppy and she is adorable.
here her real pic:
