a little joke for you all.

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Offline wolfie

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a little joke for you all.
« on: March 05, 2010, 10:29:05 AM »
In the middle of the night..a burglar entered a house..
With his little flashlight he started to look for loot.

In the dark a voice said: " Jezus knows that you are here"..
The burglar turned of his flashlight, scared as hell..and stood still.

After a few minutes of silence he continued his "job".
But right after he started to grab a cd player..
the voice said: "Jezus is coming to you".

Completely paniced, he looked around with his flashlight, to see were the voice came from.
In the corner he saw a cage with a little parrot.

Was that you, talking to me, the burglar asked.

Yes, said the parrot, i wanted to warn you that Jezus is looking at you.

And who the hell are you? said the burglar?
"mozes": answered the parrot.

"Mozes ?", smiled the man, who names his parrot Mozes?

The same man that named his Rottweiler "Jezus" answered the bird.

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btw Moni and me bought a female Rottweiler puppy and she is adorable.

here her real pic:
true friends are hard to find, they don't howl about invested time.
they just continue to be friends in honesty and silence.................wolfie-2008

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Offline blodren

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a little joke for you all.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2010, 05:57:36 PM »
Aww, beautiful dog!



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a little joke for you all.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2010, 06:06:02 PM »
Cute Dog ;-).

-Sebastian
I'm back =D

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Offline Mona

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a little joke for you all.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2010, 07:51:16 PM »
What a funny joke!!!   And a very adorable puppy, reminds me of my rott, Dax, may she rest in  peace.

:mona:
Kyle Was Hurr <3



Always a Dragon at Heart....Keep the flame alive guys!

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Offline Omaha

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a little joke for you all.
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 09:33:49 AM »
aww cute puppy!